Three one-sentence stories

“Os verdadeiros analfabetos são os que aprenderam a ler e não lêem.”
1) Eric
It’s difficult to explain to my 10 year-old sister that I had really no idea the cat was sleeping under the car when I left for school.
2) Rinse… not shampoo
Standing naked in a shower, in a foreign land, I realized I bought conditioner, not shampoo, AGAIN.
3) deprived
As a child, my parents convinced me that when the ice cream truck played its song, it meant the ice cream was finished.

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